Crewneck Sweatshirt - "I May Be A Lot of Things But Being On Time Is Not One of Them" Funny Graphic Pullover

This cozy crew sweatshirt carries a deadpan sense of humor—soft, slightly oversized, and made to be lived in. The front features a bold, block-letter message that reads like a personal headline: a wry admission that punctuality isn’t your superpower. Throw it on for slow mornings, long coffee runs, or when you want your outfit to say what you’re thinking without a word. The thick 50/50 cotton-poly blend drapes comfortably, the ribbed collar and cuffs hold their shape, and the smooth, tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean. Subtle, high-quality embroidery and printed inner labels add thoughtful details that age well. It’s a relaxed staple that fits easily into laid-back wardrobes and low-key gatherings. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength - Embroidery available at multiple placements (left/center chest, wrists) and DTG/DTF printed inner labels - OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Do not iron